Car Bumper Stickers
Cirrus was talking about funny bumper stickers to put on his new car... so i googled and found a few funny ones:
- On the journey of life, I chose the psycho path.
- On your mark, get set, go away!
- If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
- If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. (This is tailor made for life insurance underwriters lor!!)
- Horn broken. Look out for finger.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me.
- I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!
- Are you following Jesus this close?
Cirrus thought of a few funny ones too...
- If you can read this, you're 1 inch closer to my new bumper.
- Try to believe, bumper is old.
- Learn to spell A-C-C-I-D-E-N-T by coming closer.
And i came up with these...
- If you can read this, my new bumper thanks you.
- I'll see you at the next traffic light.
- Got money to buy car, no money to buy signal?
- Try to believe, bumper needs changing. (Er, edited from Cirrus' version. Hehe).
- My insurance won't pay for my new bumper. Yours will.
posted by UptownGal @ 3:23 AM
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